ടിന്റു മോന്‍ ആരാ മോന്‍ !

tintumon was in the bath tub, and his mom was washing his hair. She said to him, “Wow, your hair is growing so fast! You need a haircut again.”
tintumon replied, “Maybe you should stop watering it so much.”

Teacher : what is your parents name ? tintumone vegam parayu.
tintumon : achante peru . KAALAMADAN. ammente peru MOODEVI .
Teacher : endha ithu ! kaliyakkaruthu ‘
Tintumon : Alla Teachere 5 kollamayittu avaru ingenaya parasparam vilikkunnathu.

Tintumon:” Acha ,enikku business thudangan kurachu cash venam”
Tintumonte achan: “Tintumone ,business thudangan cash alla budhiyanu vendathu..”
Tintumon : “achantei aduthullathallei chodikkan pattoo..!!!”

Tintumon called FM radio & said
“I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur….
Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…?
Tintumon : no……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him…

Dundumon: What is the difference between “complete and finish”?
Tintumon: When you marry a right girl you are complete and when you marry the wrong one you are finished !!!!!